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Strange titles are rarely added to Wikipedia under the guise of real encyclopedia articles. Occasionally Wikipedians lose their mind (especially on April Fool's Day) and if their posts are good they wind up here. Silliness can come in the form of creativity, insanity, or just boredom. As with other "silly things", often it seems a shame to delete the best of this humor which has been submitted to us under the GFDL.

Unlike bad jokes and other deleted nonsense, however, some of these article names were made for good reasons, on real topics that the writers thought might be useful for wikipedia. That doesn't always mean that - out of context - the title will be any the less ridiculous-sounding.

If you find an article with a strange title up for deletion at WP:AFD, consider this page. If you do add it to the list, simply put it in its correct alphabetical place. Please don't link it - it'll only encourage them. With any luck it should be a redlink anyway, although one or two of those listed now act as redirects to more sensible titles.

As to this page's title, consider it a mild addition to the collection of "freaky" titles - the real reason for it was just so that it abbreviates to DAFT. Bewildering titles, bizarre titles, and surreal titles - all are equally fair game.

See also:

Notes for adding titles to this page

  1. A small note of explanation is OK, but please do not sign it - this isn't a talk page.
  2. This is for articles that really existed on Wikipedia which have been deleted -- provide proof of the deletion if you can, generally in the form of an XFD discussion page (AFD debates can be quite humorous themselves) or deletion log entry (for articles deleted prior to December 2004, see also the Wikipedia:Deletion log or Wikipedia:Old deletion log).
  3. Don't stuff beans up your nose. Do not wikilink article titles.
  4. Don't glorify vandalism. If an article title was clearly and unquestionably the work of a vandal, or was speedy deleted as a G3 or G10, it's better off forgotten.


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Articles

Special characters

  • (see list of episodes)[1]
  • ☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼ [2]
    Was a redirect to Sun.
  • "Stay in Bed" technique [3]

0–9

  • 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 [4]
    (The content of this article contained some text saying that there are 100 zeroes after the one. However, there are only 99!)
  • 14-15-20-8-9-14-7 [5]
    (If you replace each number with its corresponding letter of the alphabet (for example, replacing 14 with the 14th letter, which is N), you get the word "nothing")
  • 1933 in video gaming [6]
  • 22.86 Centimetre Nails [7]
    (Redirect Nine Inch Nails. Trent Reznor is not likely to go metric any time soon)
  • 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117068 [8]
    (Deleted several times; see this deletion discussion for one example. Was apparently a redirect to Pi. Somehow, I don't think anyone will be typing this into the search box.)
  • 4 8 15 16 23 42 [9]
    (Now a redirect to Mythology of Lost)

A

  • A better Wikipedia 1
  • Aeroneurophycosis [10]
    "in which the sufferer developes a sexual atraction to aircraft"
  • A Guy Named Joe 1
  • Allah-Kitten controversy [11]
  • And where do the horses do their business? 2
  • Angry donkey [12]
  • Angry German Kid [13]
  • Apeism : Ape worship and the history of Apeism [14]
  • Aqua-hoochie [15]
  • Article Name Afro-Argentinians-YES THEY EXIST! [16]
    The legitimate article on this topic is at Afro Argentine.
  • Attack of the fifty foot Hitler [17]
  • Awesome Fest [18]

B

  • Baby born with penis on its back [19]
  • Bacon armageddon [20]
  • Bahá'í humor [21]
    (commemorated at BJAODN)
  • Ballad of Saddam Hussein [22]
  • Beans for books [23]
  • Bearatross [24]
  • Ben Harrison: There was a problem with your search. This is probably temporary; try again in a few moments, or you can search Wikipedia through an external search service:
    (yes, that was the article's title.[25])
  • Benny go home [26]
  • BEWARE THE GREEN MONKEY [27]
  • Bewildergoose [28]
  • Bicyclescope 2
  • Big bad sex words [29]
  • Big Cookie Wendsday [30]
  • Big Fucking Sandwich [31]
  • Birth defects considered snazzy by the FDA [32]
  • Bob Bobbert Bobson [33]
  • Boris the talking puffin [34]
  • Brick monster [35]
  • Briefsism [36]
  • Butt munchers [37]
  • Burying your Brother In The Pavement [38]
  • Buying Chocolate 3

C

  • Cake cannon [39]
  • Call this a cry for help [40]
  • Cancer takes [41]
  • Catfire [42]
  • Cathode Ray Tube Beef Curry [43]
  • Cell Phones And Drunk Driving [44]
  • Charlie's sister [45]
  • Cheesecheesecheese [46]
  • Chesterfield Snapdragon McFisticuffs [47]
  • Chocolate bar and the moon [48]
  • Christian Wrestling Federation [49]
  • Chucking loads of elaphant poo at people [50]
  • Clarity shops [51]
  • CNBC anchors who have never held even a moderately high position in the financial field [52]
  • Collapse of the United States[53]
  • Comfy Lounge (University of Waterloo) [54]
  • Concrete cleaning [55]
  • Confederate States Air Force [56]
    (The Confederate States of America ceased to exist in 1865. Not to be confused with the Confederate Air Force, the former name of the Commemorative Air Force.)
  • Constitutional Chair [57]
  • Cow cuddling [58]
  • Create your own page [59]
  • Crispy chicken [60]
  • Crust of the Andes [61]
  • Cure for fangirlism [62]

Categories

  • Category: ","[63]
  • Category: 2010s TV shows in the United States [64]
    (Category was created and deleted in 2006.)
  • Category: Actors who have open-mouthed kissed their real-life siblings [65]
  • Category: Annoying people who don't seem to do anything except turn up on TV 'lists' programmes spouting off about shite [66]
  • Category: Articles not related to sociology [67]
  • Category: Athletes who have maliciously stepped on other athletes during competition [68]
  • Category: Belgian cycling teas [69]
    (The difference a missing "m" can make...)
  • Category: Creepy[70]
  • Category: Fictional Black African-American DC animated Superheroes with the power to manipulate electricity [71]
  • Category: Fictional Toilets
    (The result of its deletion debate was "speedy flush")
  • Category: Fictional windows
    (The result of its deletion debate was "defenestrate")
  • Category: Flora and Fiona of Azerbaijan [72]
  • Category: Generals whose names sound like car brands [73]
  • Category: Intellectual's who wear blue socks on Thursdays that are Critics of George W. Bush [74]
    Real intellectuals know not to use the apostrophe for pluralizing words.
  • Category: Mythological things at least in part based on chickens[75]
  • Category: Pages blessed by the input of Wikipedia user tjstrf[76]
    This was an April Fool's joke.
  • Category: People shot by standing Vice Presidents [77]
  • Category: People who abbreviate the first name "Thomas" to "Th." [78]
  • Category: People who can't speak normal English [79]
  • Category: Potentially Good Names For Heavy Metal Bands [80]
    "Heavy Metal bands often have names that reference theology, apocalyptic themes and Latin words that sound good. This category links pages that have titles that sound like they should be the name of a heavy metal band." Unfortunately empty when found.
  • Category:Recursive categories [81]
    This was both a parent category and a subcategory of itself. There was no other content.
  • Category: Songs about bananas [82]
  • Category: Tastes like chicken [83]
  • Category: Towns with Zombie Problems [84]
  • Category: Two Joysticks, no buttons [85]
  • Category: Unreasonable nagging templates [86]
  • Category: Vice Presidents who have shot people [87]
    See Burr-Hamilton duel and Dick Cheney hunting incident
  • Category: Wars France lost [88]
  • Category: What do Monks Eat for Breakfast? [89]
  • Category: Wiki cheese-ology [90]
    Also contained the sub-category "Trickle-down wiki cheese-onomics".
  • Category: Wikipedians who insist on having the word lobster in every article [91]
  • Category: Wikipedians who crack boiled eggs on the rounded end [92]
  • Category talk talk: People from Croydon by district[93]

D

  • Dead prostitutes in popular culture [94]
    (What could be more encyclopedic than an exploration of the dead hooker plot device?)
  • Death of a shoe horn in Mexico with a cat [95]
  • Debated questions regarding the procreation and existence of certain Narnian creatures. [96]
  • Defender of the supermart [97]
    (Which is actually a series found on albinoblacksheep.)
  • Delete this [98]
    (You got it!)
  • Diarrhea of a genius [99]
  • Diet Coke + Mentos = Kaboom [100]
  • Disambiguation (disambiguation) [101]
  • Disney FBI Warnings [102]
  • Do scented candles burn faster than unscented candles [103]
  • Does not link to hitler [104]
  • Dog Fart Neutralizing Thong [105]
  • Don't Move Your Panda [106]
  • Dotcrunk [107]
  • Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice [108]
    (Which is actually an Uncyclopedia article.)
  • Drug delivery systems to human doggy creatures [109]

E

F

  • Fake articles and entries in dictionaries, encyclopedias, and other reference books, lists, and directories as well as fictitious places, streets or other intentionally fake insertions in maps [122][123] - a redirect to fictitious entry
  • Famous watermelons [124]
  • Farting in Ireland [125]
  • Fartsniffing Anklebiting Anteater Spawn [126]
  • Fat naked lady [127]
  • Fish repairs [128]
  • Five pound electron [129]
  • Five stolen dollars [130]
  • Flying humanoids [131]
  • Fork Knifing With Crunchy Tape [132]
  • Fossil fuel for reciprocating piston engines equipped with spark plugs[133]
    ...You know, the stuff that powers your car. Gasoline -- err, petrol -- no, gasoline . . . ack, just forget about it.
  • Friends are good.(somtimes) [134]
  • Funny eirik [135]
  • Funny MPAA rating reasons [136]

G

  • Garfield Comic Strips in Spanish [137]
  • Garlic eating men in Manhattan [138]
  • Gay seahorses [139]
  • General Pissedness Factor (GPF) [140]
  • Genetically modified foodz [141]
  • Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart)[142]
  • Give me your bank account details [143]
    The page content was a picture of a fruit pudding
  • GoatSurfing [144]
  • Goat tongue [145]
  • God of the gays [146]
  • Goths, the Man-Penguins [147]
  • Gotta Believe In Pumpkins [148]
  • Gnomeology [149]
  • Graduates who cannot read their diplomas[150]
  • Grandfather's Brother Paradox [151]
  • Grand Unified Theory of Delivered Pizza [152]
  • Great pony famine [153]
  • Guide to: Blowing Your Nose & Getting Dressed [154]
  • GUY WHO NEVER EXISTED [155]

H

  • Hamburgerology [156]
  • Hat Putato [157]
  • Holden Caulfield (car) [158]
  • Homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck [159]
    (Content has now been merged into Non-human animal sexual behavior and Necrophilia)
  • Honey, We Disemboweled Grandma [160]
  • Hoonie Fonque Wonque [161]
  • How the prequels should have went [162]
  • How to get high [163]
  • Http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Sandbox&action=edit&section=new [164]
    (Yes, this was the title of the article.)

I

  • I ated a cookie [165]
  • I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants 3
  • I'm Sick now, I can go to Doctors [166]
  • In 1994 PHP was created, the main implementation of PHP is now produced by The PHP Group and serves as the de facto standard for PHP as there is no formal specification. [167]
  • Inability to calculate gravitational force between objects having virtual center of masses [168]
  • Insane Clown Posse ( ICP ) Gay / Homosexual Controversy Explained [169]
  • InsertPagesIntoOtherPages 1
  • Interesting facts about Toasters 3
  • International caps lock day [170]
  • Internets? [171]
  • Is Wiki Really Anarchic 1
  • Islam inside Hungarians [172]

Images

  • Image:DKWBCAQW2A21CAXEXCFWCASTD51WCAX56RGMCAAT06A8CA0OYTKZCA3CHABGCA1QQ4M4CASH4Z6KCA3JPJL2CAI63EXLCATWWIBHCAG9K9HZCAV0GXTNCASXNLVLCAI46I44CAN37V11CA0P007D.jpg [173]
  • Image:X1pUr2osLO3XWiRHuBLD0Ws7i1QLNBl Yp7HSeHbkg00uZ5otWl rlpRD05jYuX5eZ q373O AJwyB0-R3BAB46ZrLl7vFH2XWkD6saaC-EAC0EyunzoOcLNlf6MjSB0jvWgP2ARoMIB10.jpg [174]

J

  • Jamoomba [175]
  • Jesus built the Pyramids [176]
  • Jesusry [177]
    (a slang term for Christianity, along the same vein as the term "Jewry")
  • John Travolta Method for Chemistry[178]

K

  • Kanchi kamakoti pitha or kanchi kamakoti peetham or kanchi mutt orkamakoti mutt or kamakoti peeta [179]
    (Apparently, this was about an Indian guru. Or something.)
  • Keith keith the magical teddybear jesus [180]
  • Kevin the Kleptomatic and Ever So Slightly Flatulent Koala[181]

L

  • Lame drivers [182]
  • Laser Soup [183]
  • Legend of zelda: twilight crackhead [184]
  • Les fromages a mange mon amis [185]
    (Translation: The cheeses has eats my one friends (sic). Not only weird, but the French is lousy - "The cheeses have eaten my friends" would be "Les fromages ont mangé mes amis.")
  • Like this one [186]
    (This title is occasionally used as a deliberate example of a red link, similar to "the weather in London" and "red link".)
  • Little blue question marks1
  • Little Flying Elephant [187]
  • Look a rare endangered species of african caterpillar found only in australia and new zealand[188]
    (...but apparently not in Africa.)
  • Long Hind Legs [189]

List articles

  • List of all Wikipedia lists that do not contain themselves [190]
    (later recreated as a redirect to Russell's paradox, now gone again.)
  • List of animated science-fiction/fantasy movies that failed to attract an audience [191]
  • List of bands beginning with the word "lemon" [192]
  • List of caves on Dagobah that are strong with the dark side of the force [193]
  • List of Dads Who Make Other Dads Eat Bugs [194]
    The article itself was completely blank, but the talk page just read "my dad".
  • List of differences between apples and oranges [195]
  • List of Disneyworlds in Andorra [196]
  • List of dribbling wizards [197]
  • List of famous men who wear briefs [198]
  • List of fictional characters with removable or interchangeable heads [199]
  • List of films by gory death scene [200]
  • List of future journeys of Pope Benedict XVI [201]
  • List of Hindi Film Stars who have been to Mauritius [202]
  • List of jellyfish who have stung notable people [203]
  • List of notable people who have been stung by jellyfish [204]
  • List of notable people who regularly wear spandex [205]
  • List of number greater than or equal to the number of search results they produce on Google [206]
  • List of peaceful wars [207]
  • List of people famous for singing badly [208]
  • List of people who are alive or are dead 2
  • List of people who died with tortoises on their heads [209]
  • List of people who were who were non adherents of the Dharmic religions to be cremated[210]
  • List of people without names [211]
  • List of places that have been called an armpit [212]
  • List of political flops [213]
  • List of puddles [214]
    The page said "The following is a comprehensive List of puddles in the World: 1. The one outside my house 2. The big on to the East of the USA"
  • List of reporting marks Railfans make fun of[215]
  • List of software projects whose name is a term offensive to many people with disabilities [216]
  • List of songs with fruit in the title [217]
  • List of tennis players who appeared on the David Letterman Show in 1995 [218]
  • List of things sharing names with Finnish presidents [219]
  • List of things the cat dragged in [220]
  • List of those who are "far left" according to Bill O'Reilly [221]
  • List of US governors with facial hair [222]
  • List of U.S. place names not connected to Sweden [223]
  • List of wikis about St. Louis, Missouri [224]
  • List of word puns where one or more of the included words is used in whole [225]
  • List of words that rhyme with Oompa Loompa[226]
  • List of world leaders whose name are anagrams of their domains [227]

M

  • M to the AO [228]
  • Magic bananas [229]
  • Magic Beans Are Real [230]
  • Magma Squids [231]
  • Making Wikipedia more accessible to the blind 1
  • Manly ways to eat fruit [232]
  • MASSIVE TRAFFIC CONE SHAPED ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE 3
  • Mathematical calculations in cake [233]
  • McDonald's in Wal-Mart [234]
  • Mean Croboys [235]
  • Men in colourful towels [236]
  • Mental pygmies [237]
  • Me Og [238]
  • Mirwin's prototype of synergistally rationalized collaboration as an example of developing liquid resources from ambient commons in USA, tailor as required 1
  • Moat that God Built 1
  • MOBERLY MIDGET LEAGUE [239]
  • Monkey wedding [240]
  • Moon ducks 3
  • Movies that feature head explosions [241]
    Merged into "List of films by gory death scene", which has in turn been deleted.
  • Mr.WIlson's daughters car [242]
  • Mushrooms (How I'm Too Short To See The One I Love So I Poison Mushroomed Myself) [243]
  • My head hurts 3
  • MY SISTER GIVES GREAT HEAD! [244]
  • Mysterious user subpages 1

N

  • Natalie Portman Naked and Petrified 1
  • Navarro's Original Taco Filling [245]
  • Necronomichrist [246]
  • Negative media coverage of Dewsbury [247]
  • Neon orange cheese 3
  • Never Heard of It [248]
  • Newton's gravi constant 's getting smaller all the time [249]
  • Next Page [250]
  • Night Of The Day Of The Dawn Of The Son Of The Bride Of The Return Of The Revenge Of The Terror Of The Attack Of The Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating, Zombified, SubHumanoid Living Dead, Part 5 [251]
  • Ninja piggy [252]
  • No backspace friday [253]
  • Nomad porn [254]
  • Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    This was a redirect to the Darth Vader article.[255]
  • Noooooooo
    Another Darth Vader redirect.[256]
  • Notice posted on the corridor of the ground floor at Hietalahdenkatu 7A, Helsinki, Finland [257]

O

  • Ohcrapistan [258]
  • Onion Bridge [259]
  • Oops, sorry, page unavailable [260]
  • Orange pants [261]
  • Oscillating penguin of ultimate seduction [262]
    Note the acronym, Opus.

P

  • Paper- the fat free chocolate [263]
  • Paradoxalism [264]
  • Partial Unbirthing Fetishism [265]
  • Pen Wars [266]
  • Penis jam [267]
  • People scratching themselves behind their ears [268]
  • Pink carnation and a pick uptruck [269]
  • Pipe mania [270]
  • Pitbull with Lipstick [271]
    Was a redirect to Sarah Palin
  • Players of 3D Space Cadet Pinball Who Can't Get It Up To Satisfy Their Wives [272]
  • Polydimensional industrial bio-cosmic psychology of microscopic bacterium [273]
    (Psychology of bacteria?)
  • Poo ah kee ah [274]
  • Poorly built rocket bus [275]
  • Prime Number Shitting Bear [276]
  • Proper punctuation of words describing Pokemon transsexual acts [277]
  • Punk metrics